Alphie.txt Alfred E. Neuman image
beavbutt.txt Beavis and Butthead!
BobDobb1.txt J.R. "Bob" Dobbs image 1
BobDobb2.txt J.R. "Bob" Dobbs image 2
boring.txt Things to do during a boring lecture
300BPS.txt 101 things to do with a 300 baud modem
ClassList.txt A list of required courses for men
Womens.txt A men's rebuttal of Classlist.txt
cowpoke.txt ASCII of a couple of cows
crow.txt ASCII of Crow T. Robot
crunchy.txt "The Crunchy Frog" sketch (Monty Python?)
cuss_b4.txt The Night Before Christmas, foul language
dead.txt A Twelve-Step Program for the Dead
DOS_Upon.txt DOS Upon A Midnight Dreary...
DownFront.txt ASCII of the MST3k crew in action
flame.txt Standard flameage form
f_you.txt A message from Bill's Bad BBS
gerbils.txt The Gerbil Genesis
Gumby.txt Man has sex with Gumby and tells the tale
hacker.txt Rabid Rasta's "Real Pirate's Guide" Classic!
HAL_IBM.txt What if.... HAL was IBM compatable?
He-She.txt The politically correct He Said / She Said
homo.txt A message from the Blue Light Special BBS
Kent's Sigs A long list of taglines we wish we'd written (though we have used)
level.txt How to keep a proper level of insanity in your day.
op-air.txt If Operating Systems were airlines...
Love.c How to fall in love, a C program.
MSTpix.txt ASCII of the MST3k crew
Mushbaby.txt A poem Chad "Dumpage" Jennings wrote about R.A.T. #2 :)
MIASS.txt Info on Manufacturing Information Access Software System (MIASS)
nerdtest.txt The old 200-question Nerd Test
rfc2795.txt The Infinite Monkeys Protocol Suite Nice read!
sausage.txt The Sausage Conspiracy!
sexrules.txt Murphy's Laws of Sex
shitlist.txt What a flexible word Shit is!
sexy_b4.txt The Night Before Christmas, sexy
shits.txt Info on Support Helpdesk Induced Trauma Syndrome (SHITS)
TechForm.txt Form from tech support customers should submit before waiting on hold for an hour.
tech_b4.txt The Night Before Christmas, techie
spam.txt ASCII of a can of Spam. Useful?
StackOcows.txt ASCII - A huge list of cows
TechWife.txt A call to Wife 1.0 tech support
toadsuck.txt Toad suckers!
tom.txt ASCII of Tom Servo
training.txt Special High Intensity Training factsheet
WalMart.txt Fifty suggestions of fun stuff to do in Wal-Mart!
wang.txt A message from Leyland Manor BBS
woman.txt Material data sheet on a dangerous element
worship.txt ASCII of a cow to avoid