In response to the seminar for men, here are a few suggested courses
that women can take part in...

a. Mythical traditions and religious experiences involving stuffed
animal skins i.e. why men have to absolutely watch monday night
football, The sports mindset-"...but your honor, I had to kill her, she
stole the remote from me and switched the channel from the 49'rs to
Guiding Light...The great Sports God NIKE was angered!"

b. Map reading and landmark orientation training 101-501 i.e. learning
to hold the map UPRIGHT! Using street names, numbers, and letters
instead of descriptive phrases like THE BIG CURVY ROAD and TURN LEFT
BACK THERE!

c. Cosmetic time management; an unpopular course that dispells the myth
that unless you spend at least 60 minutes applying makeup daily
(especially when already late for an engagement) that all those the
female turns upon shall be turned to stone (Medusa complex)

d. Purchase Affirmations 101; "no, I don't need another pair of shoes";
"why,look at the time,I really don't need to peruse Nordstroms"

e. Yard maintenance ettiquette 101-501; a course that sets straight the
misconception that grass can indeed grow higher than 1 to 2 inches and
not be cause for cosmic retribution. 'Chaotic -leave it where it
grows- Theory' vs 'Stable-but it looks ugly growing there- Universe '
philosophy concerning weed control:do we have the right to play god with
a helpless plant's life or will weeds eventually develop intelligence
and destroy all weed aggressors.