When the Lord made Father Adam,
    they say he laughed and sang.
As he sewed him down the belly
    With a little piece of wang.
but when the job was finished,
He found he'd measured wrong.
He found the wang he sewed him with
    was several inches long.
Well... it is but eight inches?
    so I guess I'll let it hang
so He left on Adams belly
    That little piece of wang.
Now when the Lord made Mother Eve,
    I reckon He did snort --
When he found the wang he sewed her with
    was several inches short.
Well, it leaves an awful gap, says He,
    But I don't give a dang.
She can fight it out with Adam
    For that little piece of wang.
so ever since that ancient day,
    when human life began,
there has been a constant strife between
    the women and the men.
The women say thy'll have that piece
    that on our bellies hang,
to fill that awful gap of theirs
    When the Lord ran out of wang.
So boys let's not be selfish
    With what women lack.
Let's kindly lend that piece of wang
    To fill that gosh-almighty crack.