SHIT
 
 It's a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can
 communicate with it! Indeed, shit may be the most useful word in the English
 language.
 
 Consider: You can be shitfaced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains.
 With little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your 
 shit, or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, 
 sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit and tell others to eat shit and
 die.
 
 You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit, or just shit your life away. 
 People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded and shit over. Some
 people know their shit while others can't tell shit from shinola.
 
 There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is 
 bull shit, dog shit, cat shit, bird shit, whale shit, rat shit, eagle shit,
 horse shit, shit yes, shit no, and shit oh dear. There is tough shit, hard
 shit, soft shit, slimy shit, rough shit, and limp shit. You can shit a blue
 streak, shit bricks, shit marbles, or shit your guts out.
 
 You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
 You can take shit, give shit, keep shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can
 find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.
 
 Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit and some days
 are just plain shitty. There is funny shit and sad shit, bad shit and good
 shit. Some shit doesn't stink, while other things smell like shit. Some 
 music sounds like shit, some things look like shit and there are times when
 we all feel like shit.
 
 You can be faster than shit or slower than shit. Somedays you can find shit
 on a stick or you can find shit everywhere and sometimes you can't find any
 shit at all. You can have too much shit, the wrong shit, or a lot of weird
 shit.
 
 You can carry shit in a bucket, put shit in a barrel, have a pile of shit, a
 mountain of shit, a river of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a
 paddle. You can slice shit, spread shit, or just dump shit. And some people
 just can't cut the shit.
 
 There is fun shit and dull shit, silly shit and serious shit. Sometimes you
 really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. You can
 stir shit, kick shit, or stick your ass out a window and shit on the world.
 Sometimes, everything you touch turns to shit, and other times you can swim
 in shit and still come out smelling like a rose.
 
 Shit, when you stop and consider all the facts about shit, it's the basic
 building blocks of creation. This means the universe did not begin with the
 big bang, but rather a big dump. Keep that in mind the next time you flush 
 the toilet. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
 anything else.