Seminar for Males

Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to men of all ages 
and marital status.  You will note that some of the courses have been 
changed.  PLEASE NOTE: Attendance in at least ten of the following courses 
is mandatory.



101 Overcoming Stupidity

201 You CAN learn to do housework

301 PMS:  Learn when to keep your mouth shut.

401 How to fill an ice tray

501 Women don't want sleazy underwear for Christmas -- Give her money

601 Understanding the female response to coming home drunk at 4:00 a.m.

701 Wonderful laundry techniques (Formerly DON'T WASH MY SILKS)

801 Parenting - No, it doesn't end with conception

901 Get a Life -- Learn to Cook



1001 How not to act like an asshole when obviously wrong

1002 Spelling - Even you can get it right

1003 Understanding your financial incompetence

1004 You -- The weaker sex

1005 Reasons to give flowers

1006 How to stay awake after sex

1007 Unacceptability of relieving yourself anywhere but in the bathroom

1008 Garbage -- Getting it to the curb

1009 You can fall asleep without it if you really try

1010 The morning dilema; if it's "awake" take a shower

1011 If you really MUST do something with "Mr. Wiggly," try putting him away



2000 The cold war -- I'll wear it if I damn well please

2001 How to put the toilet seat down (formerly NO it is not a bidet)

2002 The weekend and sports are not synonymous

2003 Give me a break -- Why women know your excuses are bullshit

2004 How to go shopping with your mate without getting lost

2005 The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency

2006 Romanticism:  Other ideas besides sex

2007 Helpful pastural hints for the couch potato

2008 Mothers-In-Law:  They are people too

2009 How not to act younger than your children/grandchild



3000 You too can be a designated driver

3001 Male Bonding -- Leaving your freinds at home

3002 Trust Me -- You don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked

3003 Changing your underwear -- It really works

3004 The attainable goal -- Omitting $%#^%&&(*&# from your vocabulary

3005 Fluffing the blankets after farting is NOT necessary

3006 Shopping with your mate without getting lost