From an advertisement for Doggie Bras – "Two out of three women
need The Doggy Bra. It turns setters into pointers. Lift your sagging
spirits today with comfort! Available at all fine clothing stores."
A tip of the keyboard to Woody Woodbury, circa 1960, for the joke, which he likely lifted from somewhere
else (Redd Foxx perhaps?)... These three are too young to remember Jane Russell's Cross Your Heart ads.