The Badtayste twins, Hidea and Hellacia, had found the Fountain of Youth, and would mix it with
their Rainier Beer to suddenly go from 35 to 15. They showed the Fountain to their friend Robert,
who foolishly mixed it with Jack Daniels instead of beer... and he went from 6'2" to 4'2".
found in an abandoned house's shed, Parkland WA