Deri was happy to have won the title of Cheesy Queen in the annual Milk Maidens
competition her hometown of Bovine, Wisconsin held. It wasn't until later she
realized there was no actual pagent and none of her friends had entered the
competition. Seems she was the only one who didn't read the list of duties
before applying... This was her last genuine smile for at least 368 days.
...she was also the only girl in her class who came to fully understand curds & whey.