"There's no issue in your life that can't be solved with a shot of Jaegermeister", Bob told
Jan. And after a couple doses of 'cure', Bob then claimed there was no problem in
his life that couldn't be fixed by a blowjob. Jan was happy later that the Jaeger
had also kept her from processing math and story problems such as Bob's statement.
"Booze is the only answer." - Woody Woodbury, circa 1960