Contrary to popular belief, there are no rules that say adults can't fingerpaint,
you shouldn't paint 1970's-style wood paneling, or you shouldn't handprint the wall.
Gawd, it's good to be a grown-up so you can make up your own rules then ignore them.
Found in the trash of a mobile home loan lender. (p.s. — Wanda & twin: You'll regret your decision.)