Jenn could hardly wait for midnight. Not just because it was New Year's
Eve but because she could then take off the inline skate on her left foot
and go-go boot on her right foot then do a face-plant on the couch in peace.
You might not think this caption is all that funny but the above actually happened in 1995 to
this girl's aunt, who looked like the picture above... afterwards, we watched 'Pink Floyd: The Wall'.
Later she asked, "Why didn't you tell me I looked so cheap?!" I said, "I thought you knew."