Dr. Wingard convinced Sveta that her eye exam would be better done without
the instruments in his office, and they went to a fancy restaurant nearby.
The waiter held up the wine list and she attempted to read it one eye at a
time. Despite his insisting that the 20/100 vision in her right eye would
improve without glasses if he kissed her near that eye, she couldn't really
tell a difference. Her sight did get better when he asked her for "dessert"...
time for my regular tip of the keyboard to the reformed Mystichon; you are missed :)