"...and Lumburgh came down and said, 'Milton, we need you to move your desk back
a little', and that's the third time this month; I used to be able to see out the
window, and there were two squirrels, and they were married. They want to take
away my stapler because it's a red Swingline but I won't let them.
I swear, if they try to move me again I'm going to blow up the building... I mean it."
Lumburgh: Ehh Yeah, I need you to go ahead and take all your stuff down to the basement, so if you could just do that...
(And for those of you not yet laughing... c'mon, it's an Office Space reference!) Found on the sidewalk in Parkland WA.