Dad was at first unsure what it was that his three children had given him on
Christmas Eve night, then offended at the implication when he realized that it
was a giant vibrating butt-plug that took 3 D-cells or the included AC
adaptor – "Mom says it's something for you to sit on, Daddy" the boy in red
informed him innocently – but after all the kids were tucked into bed and
not a creature was stirring, it wasn't Santa Claus that slid down his chimney...
It was just what he'd always wanted, and it filled with him with Christmas joy.
and he nicknamed it 'Tiny Tim'. another fine foto courtesy of Mystichon the mysterious