Students really enjoyed Mr. Mercer's third period science because he would
let the students test the effects of ethanol in class. Mercer himself had
confirmed that the tests were safe and effective, all in the name of science,
of course. Sheri and her four friends then tried another experiment: to see
whether their fourth period civics teacher would figure out they were blitzed
out of their braincases. Let's just say the ethanol blew up in their faces.
"two in the pink, one in the stink, huh huh" laughed Chad... dumbass