Like, ohmygawd! That man was cree-pay, yaknow? Like, he wanted to touch
my chest and stuff, it was totally disgusting, yaknow? I like wanted to
get out of there before he, like, found out I used half a roll of toilet
paper to stuff my bra, yaknow? And he only left me a seventeen cent tip.
Unsure where this was found. For the price of fundraiser food, you'd think it'd be better.