The most odd moment seen here so far
Okay, standard captioning mode OFF for a minute.
 
There's just too much going on in this photo, it makes fun of itself better than I can. To wit:

-- Bridesmaid #1 has runs in both stockings. She's got her hand on the ass of...
-- Bridesmaid #2, who thought she was game to such things but has changed her mind. The other
      women are wearing short skirts with scoop necks while she's in a close-cropped long number,
      implying people told her chunky self to cover up. She meanwhile is grabbing the ass of...
-- The Groom, who seems to be enjoying it throroughly. They cut costs by not consulting a
      tailor or seamstress, look at those pantlegs! He's holding hands with...
-- The Bride WHO WORE BLACK TO HER WEDDING. And her flower is the tulip, normally held by
      the average cadaver in the casket. She likes having her ass grabbed by...
-- Bridesmaid #3, who is having fun doing it. And why not, reaching up her skirt is...
-- Groomsman #1, who happily isn't interested in the backside of...
-- Groomsman #2, let's call him Dave The Chauffer, with his 'Flock Of Seagulls' hairdoo, standing
      in front of the brown van he'll be carting the happy couple off in.

I have this mental image of both sets of parents rewriting their wills on the drive home.
 
Another wedding, larger and less obviously bizarre
 
it's a nice day to start again... / it's a nice day for a black wedding...
credit to Ziggers for half of the observations, I hadn't noticed the pants or van!

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