Call me Mushroom. I collect found photographs, the sort you see floating over the dead leaves to get jammed in the gutter grate, or discover in a library book as a placeholder. Once in awhile I'll find a roll of film still inside a camera at a yardsale, or notice that somebody donated a picture frame to charity without removing the picture inside. Every picture tells a story, it is said, but what is the story? This is where this site comes in — an opportunity to share with the world an open secret, a private moment that happened in public (similar to a cheerleader pulling the underwear out of her butt-crack while standing in the middle of the gymnasium floor during the National Anthem, right before a basketball game in front of full bleachers). The photos are ones I found myself or were given to me, no emailed contributions or any of my own youthfully lame attempts at making a FlipFlash 110 produce something worthwhile (that'd be a different website entirely – BlurryCrap.com or something); each link below has a picture, my caption to it (feel free to make up your own and email to me if it's really good, and I may add it to the picture's page), and maybe where the picture came from if I remember. You're welcome to check out the giftshop for something to remember this place by, like our lovely Screensaver.
This site will be updated with 6 new pictures at the beginning of each month. In the meantime, you're welcome to visit SaySomethingCryptic.com, the Reality Avoidance Therapists' website-o'-fun, home of funny text files and a really wild Daybook. ...learning that we're only immortal for a limited time...
On with the photos...
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