R.A.T. thoughts in the new millenium which need a home or use
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Earn your arrogance.
Silly is a state of mind, stupid is a way of life.
I've stopped having those dreams about abusing elves.
Your station wagon is very sexy -- drive it like it were a Lamborghini, 
  and park it like it were a Beetle.  Why?  Because no one is expecting
  to be passed by a wagon, people will get out of the way if you turn
  sharp, and since you have the hatchback you can squeeze into that
  really narrow parking spot then enter/exit the car without using the
  doors (a Lesson for those who park horribly since they won't be able
  to get into their own chariots so easily).
Oh, by the way:  Your sanity is laying in a field somewhere.
Lead me not into temptation; I get mine delivered.
While your life is not a complete lie, various parts have been spoken
  with your fingers crossed behind your back.
Sharing is 50/50.  Stay outa my 50 and I'll stay out of yours.
If your credit card was denied, it's not my fault.  I can't do anything
  about it.  Give me some other form of tender, and then call the 
  creditor yourself.
I brake for thallose liverworts.
Quando omni flunkus moritatii.  (When all else fails, play dead.)
People who think I'm a breath of fresh air need to open their windows
  a little more often.
Never get involved with someone who thinks 'would you like me to go down
  on you?' is NOT a yes-or-no question.
Life is like a Ming vase filled with urine – the item itself is priceless,
  but what is found in it is mostly useless.
I've never lost a friend by not telling the truth.  I've lost several
  friends by not telling a lie.