Subj  : The R.A.T.s Rant #1 -- Korea?
Name  : Krome  [chromium_one@hotmail.com] <Not Available in Stores>
Phile : RANT001.TXT
Date  : Sat Aug 30 1997

>Date: Sat, 30 Aug 1997 11:49:54 -0700
>From: Alphax the Dimensional Rapist <alphax@premier1.net>
>Organization: Co-Founder of K.S.P. (Kill Stupid People)
>To: alphax@premier1.net

>http://www.city-net.com/~davekle/eo_tyr.html
>http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~eflahert/jfk.html

Ya know, I'm just drunk enough at the moment that if I followed these
links (i.e. "Strange conspiracy sites") right now, I'd be able to see
the truth inherent in them, and be totally in tune.  I'd not be able
to remember shit about why they're telling the truth though when I
sobered up.  And that's a shame, becuse they MUST be exposed!  Those
fucking aliens in control of >OUR< Gov't!  It should just be some more
stupid humans who can't see past thier own shortsighted goals just
fucking us up, not some molevalent alien overlords fucking us up!
DEATH TO THE SILENT INVADERS!  RESIST THE POWER! KILL THE FACIST PIGS!
ORWELL WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE PIGS! ANIMAL FARM WAS NOT A PARABLE, BUT
THE LITERAL TRUTH! ALIEN FACIST PIGS WILL PROVE THAT SOME ARE MORE
EQUAL THAN OTHERS! KILL THIER DOBERMAN ENFORCERS! KNOW THAT KATUSAS
RULE! EVEN THO SOME ARE PIECES OF SHIT TOO! JUST LIKE ALL HUMAN BEANS!

(ignoring the above, being an exaggeration on the paranoid delusions
inspired by too much blood in my alcohol stream...)

Oh well.  There's more human drama unfolding tonight among the
residents of our barracks.  Lowery (a.k.a. Smiley) wants to beat the
shit out of someone who's fucking with him.  I want to beat the shit
out of Hoff, who's just a fucking idiot who needs some schooling.
And some girl who is also fucking with him.  People trying to stop
Smiley from being able to leave Korea on time (he's too short).
This place is nothing but fucking stupid people trying to fuck each
other over beacuse they think they've been fucked over by someone and
wanting to take thier frustrations out on the nearest target.  Fuck
'em all, I've got 37 (well, 36 as of 1/2 hour ago) days left in this
bitch of a place, so FUCK THEM ALL.  I'm getting out BEFORE I crack.
This place isn't too healthy.  Swearingen is trying to get a mental
profile before he cracks.  Dabroski has had a profile, he needs
reconstructive surgery on one shoulder, and just found out he'll
need surgery on his back (as of about two days ago).  Hoff has
internal bleeding (in stomach or upper intestine) from (probably)
a stress induced ulcer.  The guy is only 19.  SSG Hall was seriously
considering failing two PT tests in a row JUST TO GET OUT OF HERE.
Consider that this is a man with 14 years in service.  This is his
ninth duty station.  He's NEVER seen a unit as fucked up as this.

I nearly killed our company commander on the highway because I was
selected to be his driver, and have NO experience driving a HMMVW.
Night driving around here is a bitch, Ajashi can't drive.  And the
CO was telling me NOT to slow down when we hit an undivided two-lane
and the glare from oncoming headlights was killing me.  "Yeah, right!"
Lupercio DIDN'T get out of the job when he went into oncoming traffic
and I DID get out from fucking up from being nervous and
inexperienced.  FUCK THIS PLACE!  I don't give a shit about getting
out of the Army.  I don't give a shit about getting out of Korea,  I
don't even give a shit about getting off of Camp Long.  JUST GET ME
OUT OP BRAVO COMPANY, 304TH SIGNAL BATTALION, 1ST SIGNAL BRIGADE,
EIGHTH U.S. ARMY!

"BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE!"

"DON'T BE AN INDIVIDUAL!"

Makes you wonder sometimes.

Fuck 'em all, I've got 36 days left in Korea, and about 940 left in
the service.  I sincerely hope Ft. Lewis is better.

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