Date: Sun, 30 Jul 2000 02:31:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: chrome <R.A.T. #1>
To  : Emmer_1l <R.A.T. #3>
Cc  : All Regular WTW Readers
Subj: Re: Subscription Notice

On Sun, 30 Jul 2000, Emmer_1 wrote:

>Backwoods Publishing
>2410 Eulaliah Lane
>Pullcat Flats, Arkansas 20007
>
>June 13, 2000
>
>Dear Subscriber:

I are sending yoo my subscription dues by way of elecumonutronik money.

Pleeze print thurtine copys of this money for yerselfs.  Could yoo pleeze
sends us the change?  We is gonna need all we can get to get us thru this
winter.

Thank Yoo,

Slim.

+-----+---------------------------------------------------------------+-----+
| One |                                                               | One |
+-----+                 One  Elecumonutronik  Dollar                  +-----+
|                                                                           |
|                   Good For All Debts, Pubic And Privates                  |
|                                                                           |
|                     Reedeem-abul Anywhere Yoo See Slim,                   |
|                                                                           |
+-----+       For Ekwal Amounts in Goats, Cows, or Pork-n-Beans       +-----+
| One |                                                               | One |
+-----+---------------------------------------------------------------+-----+


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