This list was compiled with the help of Kevin Erickson 
and a few other band members during our trip to the 
State Basketball Tournament in 1996.  In other words, 
it was written by 15 year olds.

Things you can do at the Zoo

1. Take a bath with the elephants
2. Eat a raw fish from the tank
3. Give a snake to a friend
4. Pretend you're a chimpanzee and play with yourself 
   in front of crowds.
5. Play tag with the Pumas
6. Go skinny dipping in the shark tank
7. Play hide and seek with the snakes
8. Play "keep away" with the bears and a piece of 
   chicken
9. Play Marco Polo with the Alligators
10. Take a piggy back ride on a Polar Bear
11. Watch the monkeys make love
12. Play with the monkeys
13. Get high on Acid, and try to imitate an Eagle by 
    flying
14. Let all the animals loose, then while everyone's 
    distracted, rob the gift shop.
15. Make love to a Gorilla
16. Shave the Yak
17. Dance with the Wolves
18. Smoke a Camel
19. Ride the Llama
20. Tease the Tiger with a ball of yarn
21. Eat the Elephants peanuts
22. Pour red Kool-Aid into the fish tank
23. Pour formaldehyde on the coral reef exhibit
24. Pour blood on yourself and pretend to be a piece of 
    raw meet in the Lions den
25. Laugh at the Hyenas
26. Feed a parakeet to a Monkey
27. Milk the Goat (preferably with your mouth)
28. Feed a baby Penguin yourself (i.e. regurgitate into
    its mouth)
29. Eat the Aunt Farm
30. Eat the Ant Eater