Say Something Cryptic: The R.A.T. Webpage

last messed with: 6/15/08 — For once, a story without contemporary commentary! See the Daybook. [banner] Say Something Cryptic: The R.A.T. Webpage

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Welcome to the Reality Avoidance Therapists (R.A.T.) website-o'-fun. Dedicated to showing the world that it takes itself too seriously, speaking cynical about technology, and showcasing our immense talents by giving our amusing textphiles a place on the Web to reside. There is no ShockWave, Java scripts or applets, ActiveX, SmartTags, or other flashy crap here (we are believers [but not necessarily strict adherants] in the W3C standards; if this doesn't look right, get a better browser!) so all pages load quicklike regardless of browser or connection, allowing you to focus on the subject of the site: the brilliance of our writing. The guestbook and counter CGI's came with the webspace. This place gets updates regularly^? so if you think this place is swell, or if you think it sucks, either way, come back in a ~~week~~ month or two and see what we've done to change your opinion.

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Philosophies - What's our raîson d'être?
The Daybook - Our current thoughts on various things, or something sometimes. updated ~bimonthly
Everyday Stupidities - #2's kvetching Blogspot weblog, where the action is! updated once a week
TheDamnMushroom's Flickr Page - #2 photographic effluvia, added to nearly daily.
The R.A.T. Philes - The collection of funny text files we've written
Funny Texts - Circulating text philes from the BBS days.
Laughter is the Spackle of the Soul - #2's found photograph archive. updated the first of every month
Other Philes - We've written more than textfiles, ya know.
The Pimpin' Life of Bill Ding - Updated!! Old advertising mascot brought back to life; he'll give the ladies his lumber.
Biographies & Contact Info - Q: Are we not men (and woman)? A: We are R.A.T.!
FAQ/FIA - Frequently Asked Questions & Frequently Ignored Answers about R.A.T. New!
Pictures - Obligatory image gallery. Not enough skin tho'.
R.A.T. likes... - Files and links we recommend.
The Rotating Rant - What's bugging us? A final word. updated occasionally

If you have comments about the site, just want to let us know you came by, you know any or all of us, or you want
our advice on how to survive, write us. (Graphic being redone. Address is SaySomethingCryptic at gmail.com.)
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